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Fantasy Pickups for Week 4

I’ve gotten a couple questions about keepers this week. We also had discussions in one of my leagues about what the keeper process will be like. There are a lot of different strategies. I’ve got a wedding this weekend and I’m in the wedding party. I don’t consider myself ever being close to getting married. I’m sure if you ask some of my ex’s they would...

Sep 30th

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Sep 29th

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Letter to John Madden from Ethan Albright

Ok. This is pretty old but something just reminded me of its hilarity. It was all over the internet, so I have no idea where to attribute it to. So this is one random place I found it for this post. To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You...

Sep 29th

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Sep 28th

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The number of arrests, per team, in the AFC East...

Miami: 6. Buffalo: 5. New England: 1. New York: 1. MMQB - Peter King - SI.com

Sep 27th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 25th

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Sep 24th

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Play Or Stay Away Week 3

Last night was the season premiere of “The Office”. There were some weird things going on. Like Erin dating Gabe? What’s up with that? They also hired a new assistant, Luke. Luke was a punk, he didn’t listen, he was a jerk to everyone, and he basically did whatever he wanted. At one point, they found a bunch of packages that he was supposed to mail sitting in the back of...

Sep 24th

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Sep 23rd

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Sep 22nd

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Fantasy Pickups for Week 3

The summer is ending. Which also means it’s the end of the summer blockbuster season. We all have our favorite actors and actresses. With that said I watched all most every shitty season of “Heroes” and I’ve seen “Bring It On: All Or Nothing” more times than any guy should, just because Hayden Panettiere is in them. Since it’s been on demand this month...

Sep 22nd

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Sep 22nd

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Sep 22nd

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Sep 21st

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Sep 21st

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Watch

Chris Mortensen on Braylon Edwards’ DUI arrest early Tuesday. The Player Protect program provides a 24-hour driving service exclusively for professional athletes. The company also provides security, if requested, from current or former law-enforcement agents. If a player wants a lift home, he can call any time and will be driven home in a luxury SUV or a Mercedes limo or an executive limo...

Sep 21st

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Sep 21st

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Sep 21st

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Awkward Monday Night Football Quotes

“If I had a body like that, I’d be at the beach every day” - Jon Gruden about Vernon Davis

Sep 21st

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Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

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Week 2 picks.

Myself and some of the Sports Page writers decided to pick games against the spread this year. This week it’s Jason and I. These are the lines from one point in the week. I can’t guarantee that the lines at kickoff will be the same. Date & Time Favorite Line Underdog Mike Jason 9/19 1:00 ET At Cleveland -2.5 Kansas City ...

Sep 19th

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Sep 18th

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Play Or Stay Away Week 2

It’s always hard to write a play or stay away article. There are a lot of intangibles that go into each week. Turnovers, fluke plays, bad calls, coaching decisions, injuries. Plus once all is said and done, the picks are never 100% accurate. That doesn’t stop me from trying. If we knew everything that was going to happen, what would be the point of any of this. (Mac wants to know...

Sep 17th

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Fantasy Pickups for Week 2

We plan on writing a significant amount of fantasy on here. Now I’m not talking Alison Brie (as she says in this scene “I’m not even wearing a bra”) in a cheerleader outfit, wrestling in a bubble bath fantasy. Each week we will do pickups and drops (maybe on Tuesdays? Still undecided) we will also write start and sit (Fridays maybe Saturdays). Since this is the first week...

Sep 16th

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Sep 16th

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Everyone on ESPN

is kissing Jeter’s ass and defending him about pretending to get hit by a pitch. It was pretty obvious that it didn’t hit him but he bent over and had the trainer come out until he got awarded first. ESPN, stop kissing players asses. It was a cheat play. If that was ARod everyone would be ripping him and talking about how dirty he is. Also, fuck ARod.

Sep 16th

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Randy Moss Kind of Sounds Like Kenny Powers →

sbnation: Wow. Cannot be unheard!

Sep 15th

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